when i was nine, i thought braiding ribbons into your hair was the coolest thing ever.
it would be many years before i would come to understand that boy george was/is a transvestite.
this story brought to you by...nothing beats having the soundtrack of your life pumped over the loudspeakers of the near deserted grocery store just before closing time.
i suppose most of us long for the times when it was all so simple. for once, i won't insist on my difference.