and your little dog too...

sweating
the funny little leprechaun pointed out that it was awfully hot in my office

training impatience to be a virtue
thy will be done
i'll just take my disappointment and be on my merry way

fail one
the easy way is the highway

fail two
it's never meant to be poems
just observations and recollections of truths
and lies

perfect astrology
the way he feels about me is the way she feels about him
to see from both sides
medicine, not poison
caution
he's totally perfect, except for the part where he's an asshole
one rotten tomato can ruin a whole salad
or something
she totally sees what i see/saw in (the other) him

i am destined to fall for men who will never think to notice that i don't like sushi

still waiting for the punchline