untouched bait

i had to get off the subway a stop early tonight so that the creepy dance fan/stalker wouldn't find out where i live

i have been wearing my shoes in the house just in case a mouse runs across the floor and over my foot. i am a total chicken. in lieu of that horrible experience, an ant managed to climb up the underside of my pant leg and bite the back of my knee. i found it lying on the floor underneath my chair, dying. serves him right.