maybe the funniest joke i know

i know this guy miko, he is from venezuela
sometimes for laughs
he uses jones for his last name/stage name
say it out loud
in spanish

in related news,
tonight I saw a guy trying to eat a falafel on the bus
that takes balls
so does making eye contact when you're checking me out on the subway
(he was too beautiful, i got just outside his bubble then i chickened out and ran away)